1. If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?

2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil comes from?

3. If there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

4. When a cow laughs, does milk comeout it's nose?

5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-thru bank machines?

6. How did a fool and his money get together?

7. If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick teflon on the pans?

8. How do deer know to cross at that sign?

9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

10. What's another word for "thesaurus"?

11. Why do they sterlize needles for lethal injection?

12. What do they use to ship styrofoam?

13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

14. Why do they put an expiration date on containers of sour cream?

15. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

16. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

17. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?